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How Do I Love Thee? (Literally)
2000-11-17 - 16:19:43

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I received one of those dreadful e-mail forwards today, but there were portions of it that were actually interesting. Let me see what I remember of this... it's some kind of psychological test, so just go along with the questions and answer them as honestly as possible.

You are driving to your loved one's house. Do you take the scenic route and savor the moment, or get there as fast as you can?

On the way, you pass a flower vendor with dozens of red and white roses for sale. You stop to buy 20 roses. What combination of red and white do you get?

Once there, your love's parent opens the door. Do you ask them to get your love for you, or do you go inside to them yourself, unannounced?

Suppose you're invited in and head for your love's bedroom. Once inside, would you rather they be awake and waiting for you, or sleeping peacefully to be woken with a kiss?

When it is finally time to go, you hop in your car again. Do you take the scenic route this time, or the short one?

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And now, what it all means.

When driving there, if taking the scenic route, it shows that you take your time when falling in love. If you take the quickest road, you tend to fall quickly.

The number of red roses you choose indicates how much you expect to give in a relationship. The number of white roses indicates how much you expect to receive in a relationship.

If you asked your love's mother or father to get them for you, that shows that you are hesitant to confront them. If you go to get them yourself, you are more direct and possibly more demanding.

If you discover your love awake, you would like them to change for you if there's something about them you dislike. If you find them sleeping, you accept their flaws and faults, and are possibly more likely to try to change for them instead.

When you have to leave, if you take the long route home, you tend to linger in love for a long time. If you take the quick route, you get over people easier once it's over.

Just some food for thought. If anyone's curious, I fall in love quickly, expect to give 25% and receive 75% (ouch- I'd said one red rose for every month we were together, and blindly guessed it'd be five or six months), am more direct and demanding, accept my love for who he is and am more likely to change for him, and take the long road home, meaning it takes me a long while to drift out of love once I'm in.

All applicants for the position of Megsy's Boyfriend may e-mail [email protected].

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