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Recipe of the Day
2006-07-25 - 11:59 a.m.

Feeling: silly and frivolous
Listening to: Paradigm - Saddest Hour
Reading/Watching: recipe instructions

Recipe for today:

2 people waking at 11 a.m.

12 banana nut muffins, baked upon getting arse out of bed (remainder: 8)

1 phlegm-ridden boy doing disgusting things to get gunk out of his lungs

1 hopeful (still feels like a) bride, praying she won't get sick

(opt.) $20 sushi lunch for two.

min. 2 hours cuddling, because phlegm-ridden boy is cute when he's pouty and sick. Insert sushi lunch, if desired.

Let sit until 2 p.m., and separate boy from mix to go (pretend to) work.

Stir girl vigorously with housecleaning and Wicked showtunes, simmer until 5 p.m. shift.

Deep fry 6.5 hours behind cash register, removing from fire only once for 30 min. break.

Remove from pan, let cool in front of craptop until bedtime (exact time variable).

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