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Katie, World-Class Fag Hag Feeling: ... odd. I took a nap yesterday and had the strangest, freakiest dream ever. I dreamed that suddenly Chris (my first boyfriend from highschool- summer 2000) showed up, and I was so thrilled to see him, I kissed him. And it somehow turned him gay. And I, worried, started kissing every guy friend I had. They all suddenly became much more interested in each other than me--even the ones that were gay before. And this made me happy. Because at least that way, I understood exactly what to expect from each of them. This is very odd and twisted, this dream, and yet here I am, thinking, "Maybe I should pretend it's true. Maybe I should make believe that everyone is gay, and therefore never ever ever going to like me that way. It will simplify everything so much, and I won't have to analyze every move he or I make." So guys, if I start hugging on you and being affectionate suddenly, don't worry. It's because I'm pretending you're gay. Comments? 0 so far... | Procrastination finally grows some teeth - 2010-11-29 Necessity: the Mother of Invention - 2010-11-29 Enforced Work Ethic - 2010-11-28 A Week of Perfect Nothings - 2010-11-28 4 more days - 2010-11-27 Alms for the Poor? |