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megmarch member since 05-23-00 391 entries Supergold Edition

Description: Irritatingly chipper writer/songstress/actor/curlgirl with abnormally large feet.

Strengths: Dork Power (you mess with one Dork, you've messed with them ALL!), sarcasm, honesty, and a gargantuan vocabulary (including catchphrases 'en franglais')

Weaknesses: foreign accents, bad poetry, cookies 'n' cream ice cream, overanalyzing, Eddie Izzard, anything BTVS/Angel/Smallville/Charmed OR Gilmore Girls related (and no, I am NOT in a cult)

Special Skills: The Happy Dance, ability to snort Sprite through one's nose, gourmet toaster pizza, Dear Abby vibe

Weapons: The deadly ::thonk:: (not to be confused with its slightly less severe cousin ::thwap::), razor-sharp tongue, and the Ramble, guaranteed to babble you to death.

Formerly Known As: Dinghy, The Undateable Teen Nun